Petri

This young man from Cincinatti
He thought he was born in a test tube
He never knew his mommy
And his eyes always looked like smokey glass
He swore he recalled that glass tube
And swimming around in a Petri dish
He always said there’s more of him
Out there he just has to find them

Hey you in the petri dish
You were made with just one wish
Just so you won't get sick
I spent years to make you perfect
Make you perfect

This young girl born a lab rat
She wanted to get out of her cage
The doctors said can’t do that
Because she would melt too fast
She swore she recalled a glass tube
And swimming around in a petri dish
After more than a few years
She was released into the world

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